Spending Valentine’s Day solo – either by choice or circumstance? We’re staying “fuck you” to Valentine’s Day this year and celebrating with some of the biggest sales on realistic male masturbators that are up for grabs this time of the year. There are tons of fake pussy, fake ass and fake tit toys ready for you to take home. Kanojo’s rolled out their best sex dolls for this time of the year. So if you’re on the market for something different this Valentines’ Day, check out the deals we’ve discovered.
Flesh Fucking Shop
We’ve seriously stripped down the prices on some of our most expensive fake fuck dolls and male masturbators. (Hell, we’ve even chopped down the cost of some of our cheaper handheld masturbators.)
As always, you can save 15% on your order using the coupon code FLESHFUCKERS. Yes, you can use this code on top of the discount that’s already there.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Bree Olsen’s Cyberskin Tit Job Stroker
Want some fake pussy with a bit of a Japanese twist? Kanojo toys never disappoints with their high quality sex dolls, as well as their massive range of mastubators designed after Japanese porn star pussy.
Do they have Valentine’s Day in Japan? Well, either way – this is is where you want to do for that style of toy.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Meiki no Syoumei Hibiki Otsuki Onahole
Don’t let the ad fool you – not only do Lovehoney offer free shipping for their Fleshlight toys in the UK, they’ll ship them elsewhere for free as well, including the USA, Canada, Australia and most places in the EU.
If you’re reading this in January 2014, you can get 15% off your order of £40 or more by clicking this link.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Teagan Presley Fleshlight Girls Lotus
Adam & Eve
While Adam and Eve don’t have a HUGE selection of realistic masturbators, the one thing they are good for is lube! This is the place we shop to stock up on our sex doll safe lubes. This isn’t the time to go cheap. If there’s a specific lube for your brand of toy – get it. When in doubt, go with a basic water based lubricant.
Right now you can save $20 on any order of $40 or more with the coupon code LOVE20.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Adam & Eve Masturbator Lube
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