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Realistic Ass Archives
You’ve watched the sex tape – are you now ready for your own piece of this ass? The Farrah’s Backdoor Entry Vibrating Pussy and Ass is a replica of reality star Farrah Abraham’s famous back side that’s one of the most downloaded porn tapes in recent years. Her ass was famously taken my James Deen and now you can recreate that action in your own home.
The cyberskin sex doll has both a pussy and an asshole entry point, allowing you to choose which hole you’re looking to enjoy. Insert the warming wands for ten minutes and it’ll bring the fake ass sex doll up to body temperature, making it feel as warm as the real thing. Add your choice of water based sex lube, and she’s wet and ready to go. If you’re looking for some additional sensation, press the six speed vibrating egg into one of her holes and you can feel the vibrations throughout the whole toy.
Each entry point in this fake pussy and ass sex doll connect to an open end in the back, making this toy much easier to clean than close ended models. Simply flush warm water through her pussy or ass for a quick clean and let air dry before your next round.
The Farrah Abraham sex doll also includes hand grips so that you can replicate her favorite doggy style position. There’s also a suction back design that will stick to flat surfaces for minimal movement. This phthalate free sex doll has been hand painted, giving her pussy lips that pretty pink flush that looks just like the real thing! Bring reality tv to your bedroom with one of the hottest fake pussy and ass sex dolls out this year!
We’re back again checking out the super realistic Penthouse Pet line of sex dolls. This time we’re feasting our eyes on the Marcia Hase realistic fuck doll from Hidden Door. Just like the other Penthouse Pet sex dolls in this range, each sex doll is made to order, from molds taken directly from the adult star’s body.
The Marcia Hase sex doll is made from PVC, latex and phthalate free materials. Every hole in her body is fuckable – her realistic ass, mouth and pussy. The smartie pants who made this sex doll connected her ass and pussy holes in a U-shape, making it super easy to clean when you’re done. Her fake tits are large enough to wrap around your dick and move up and down for a true to life titfuck that’s totally in your control. Her body is shaped so that you can use this sex doll in multiple positions – sitting up as shown in the images, on her back or even on her belly for some doggy style action.
Included with the Penthouse Pet realistic sex dolls are a few extras to make your experience that much more pleasurable. First, there’s a warming rod that you insert into your hole of choice for a few minutes before you start your evening. Once the cyberskin has reached body temperature, you remove the rod and enjoy your realistic feeling hole. For some added sensation, there’s also a six speed vibrating bullet. Insert it in her ass when you’re fucking her in the pussy (or vice versa) and you’ll feel each quivering pulse as you’re balls deep into this sex doll. Lastly, there are bottles of water based lubricant as well as renewal powder.
The Marcia Hase sex doll is currently on sale at Hidden Door, for more than $500 off the retail price. This clearance won’t last forever, so we suggest you get your orders in soon for one of the most desirable realistic sex dolls on the market!
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I was so excited about this new line of toys from Hidden Door, I’m going another post on their products. This time it’s the realistic pussy masturbator – the Penthouse Pet Jenna Rose Vibrating CyberSkin Pussy & Ass! Once again, we’re looking at authentically molded fake pussy taken directly from a cast of this Penthouse Pet of the Year’s tight snatch.
This isn’t your standard fake pussy masturbator, though. First, the stroker (the handle for the realistic pussy toy) is larger than your standard masturbators, letting bigger guys get a better grip on the situation. It’s also got a flat base, so it’ll stay upright when placed on a surface. Now, there is a bit of a debate as to whether this is an ‘ideal’ quality, but this pussy masturbator is open ended. The up side being that it makes it easier to clean, but the down side being you don’t get as much suction as you would with closed ended fuck toys. But, using the multi-speed vibrating bullet that comes with the fake pussy masturbator, you can plug up the hole and add a layer of vibrating sensation to your toy. (Don’t like vibrations? Just insert the bullet and use it as a ‘cork’ for a stronger suction.)
The Penthouse Pet Jenna Rose Vibrating CyberSkin Pussy & Ass is as realistic as it gets, taking from as casting of Jenna’s own pussy. (Yes, I’d hate to be the guy who does that – wouldn’t you?) Her fake pussy and fake ass hole are hand painted. It’s made from phthalate free Cyberskin, and can be cleaned out with your basic sex toy cleaner or a little bit of soap and water. Time to break out the water based lube, guys, and get balls deep into Jenna Rose’s pussy!
Spending Valentine’s Day solo – either by choice or circumstance? We’re staying “fuck you” to Valentine’s Day this year and celebrating with some of the biggest sales on realistic male masturbators that are up for grabs this time of the year. There are tons of fake pussy, fake ass and fake tit toys ready for you to take home. Kanojo’s rolled out their best sex dolls for this time of the year. So if you’re on the market for something different this Valentines’ Day, check out the deals we’ve discovered.
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We’ve seriously stripped down the prices on some of our most expensive fake fuck dolls and male masturbators. (Hell, we’ve even chopped down the cost of some of our cheaper handheld masturbators.)
As always, you can save 15% on your order using the coupon code FLESHFUCKERS. Yes, you can use this code on top of the discount that’s already there.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Bree Olsen’s Cyberskin Tit Job Stroker
Want some fake pussy with a bit of a Japanese twist? Kanojo toys never disappoints with their high quality sex dolls, as well as their massive range of mastubators designed after Japanese porn star pussy.
Do they have Valentine’s Day in Japan? Well, either way – this is is where you want to do for that style of toy.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Meiki no Syoumei Hibiki Otsuki Onahole
Don’t let the ad fool you – not only do Lovehoney offer free shipping for their Fleshlight toys in the UK, they’ll ship them elsewhere for free as well, including the USA, Canada, Australia and most places in the EU.
If you’re reading this in January 2014, you can get 15% off your order of £40 or more by clicking this link.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Teagan Presley Fleshlight Girls Lotus
Adam & Eve
While Adam and Eve don’t have a HUGE selection of realistic masturbators, the one thing they are good for is lube! This is the place we shop to stock up on our sex doll safe lubes. This isn’t the time to go cheap. If there’s a specific lube for your brand of toy – get it. When in doubt, go with a basic water based lubricant.
Right now you can save $20 on any order of $40 or more with the coupon code LOVE20.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Adam & Eve Masturbator Lube