Want to rake in the holiday savings at the Flesh Fucking Shop?
But You Don’t Know Where To Start?
There are a number of ways to save on your purchase from Black Friday all the way through to Cyber Monday:
Wait a second – free shipping?!
Yes! Free standard shipping within the USA!
Spending Valentine’s Day solo – either by choice or circumstance? We’re staying “fuck you” to Valentine’s Day this year and celebrating with some of the biggest sales on realistic male masturbators that are up for grabs this time of the year. There are tons of fake pussy, fake ass and fake tit toys ready for you to take home. Kanojo’s rolled out their best sex dolls for this time of the year. So if you’re on the market for something different this Valentines’ Day, check out the deals we’ve discovered.
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We’ve seriously stripped down the prices on some of our most expensive fake fuck dolls and male masturbators. (Hell, we’ve even chopped down the cost of some of our cheaper handheld masturbators.)
As always, you can save 15% on your order using the coupon code FLESHFUCKERS. Yes, you can use this code on top of the discount that’s already there.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Bree Olsen’s Cyberskin Tit Job Stroker
Want some fake pussy with a bit of a Japanese twist? Kanojo toys never disappoints with their high quality sex dolls, as well as their massive range of mastubators designed after Japanese porn star pussy.
Do they have Valentine’s Day in Japan? Well, either way – this is is where you want to do for that style of toy.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Meiki no Syoumei Hibiki Otsuki Onahole
Don’t let the ad fool you – not only do Lovehoney offer free shipping for their Fleshlight toys in the UK, they’ll ship them elsewhere for free as well, including the USA, Canada, Australia and most places in the EU.
If you’re reading this in January 2014, you can get 15% off your order of £40 or more by clicking this link.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Teagan Presley Fleshlight Girls Lotus
Adam & Eve
While Adam and Eve don’t have a HUGE selection of realistic masturbators, the one thing they are good for is lube! This is the place we shop to stock up on our sex doll safe lubes. This isn’t the time to go cheap. If there’s a specific lube for your brand of toy – get it. When in doubt, go with a basic water based lubricant.
Right now you can save $20 on any order of $40 or more with the coupon code LOVE20.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Adam & Eve Masturbator Lube
When picking out the best sex lube for your sex doll, male masturbator, or other realistic sex toy, there are a lot of things to consider, including the materials that your toy is made from, how long you want the lube to last during use, and cost. Balancing all of these factors can be a bit tricky, but there are options out there for everyone.
The first thing to keep in mind when picking out your ideal sex lubricant is what the sex doll or toy is made from. As a basic rule – any toy made out of silicone, or that has a silicone mix, need to stay away from silicone lubricants. What happens is that the silicone lube will break down the materials in the sex toy over time. In these cases, your only real choice is a water based lubricant. TPR is a material that’s often used in realistic sex toys like the Pipedreams Extreme line and some mixtures do have some levels of silicone in them. While other popular toys like the Fleshlight do not have any silicone in them at all. In that case, you’re open to either water based or silicone based lubricants. Oil based lubes are a bit hit and miss when it comes to sex toys, and as a rule of thumb should probably be kept away from most realistic sex toy materials.
If you’re looking for longer lasting lubrication, silicone is the way to go. Silicone lubricant is thicker than your standard water based lube, and will last longer over continual thrusting. Silicone based lubes also don’t break down in water, so if you’re using your sex toy in the shower, hot tub or pool, you’ll still get the lubricating effects. The down side to a lube that stands up to use in water? It’s a lot harder to wash out! You’ll need to use a fair amount of soapy water when you’re cleaning off silicone based lubricant.
As with most things, you get what you pay for when it comes to lube. The least expensive lubricants tend to be very thin water based lubes. If you’re not wanting to spend a lot on a lube, you may want to look into single use packets. These inexpensive pods of lube are great for those who would like to get a higher end lube, but don’t want the commitment if it doesn’t work out for them. Most of the higher end lube manufacturers also sell smaller packets of lube.