Monday, January 27th, 2014 at
Spending Valentine’s Day solo – either by choice or circumstance? We’re staying “fuck you” to Valentine’s Day this year and celebrating with some of the biggest sales on realistic male masturbators that are up for grabs this time of the year. There are tons of fake pussy, fake ass and fake tit toys ready for you to take home. Kanojo’s rolled out their best sex dolls for this time of the year. So if you’re on the market for something different this Valentines’ Day, check out the deals we’ve discovered.
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We’ve seriously stripped down the prices on some of our most expensive fake fuck dolls and male masturbators. (Hell, we’ve even chopped down the cost of some of our cheaper handheld masturbators.)
As always, you can save 15% on your order using the coupon code FLESHFUCKERS. Yes, you can use this code on top of the discount that’s already there.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Bree Olsen’s Cyberskin Tit Job Stroker
Want some fake pussy with a bit of a Japanese twist? Kanojo toys never disappoints with their high quality sex dolls, as well as their massive range of mastubators designed after Japanese porn star pussy.
Do they have Valentine’s Day in Japan? Well, either way – this is is where you want to do for that style of toy.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Meiki no Syoumei Hibiki Otsuki Onahole
Don’t let the ad fool you – not only do Lovehoney offer free shipping for their Fleshlight toys in the UK, they’ll ship them elsewhere for free as well, including the USA, Canada, Australia and most places in the EU.
If you’re reading this in January 2014, you can get 15% off your order of £40 or more by clicking this link.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Teagan Presley Fleshlight Girls Lotus
Adam & Eve
While Adam and Eve don’t have a HUGE selection of realistic masturbators, the one thing they are good for is lube! This is the place we shop to stock up on our sex doll safe lubes. This isn’t the time to go cheap. If there’s a specific lube for your brand of toy – get it. When in doubt, go with a basic water based lubricant.
Right now you can save $20 on any order of $40 or more with the coupon code LOVE20.
Our “Fuck Valentine’s Day” Pick: Adam & Eve Masturbator Lube
Wednesday, December 11th, 2013 at
Looking for something to stuff….in your Christmas stocking this year? Lovehoney has a great deal on Fleshlights in their Christmas sale. With a purchase of a select Fleshlight in their holiday sales, you will get a free bottle of Fleshlight Fleshlube – the only lubricant approved by the hottest selling male masturbator manufacturer!
Time is ticking, though. In order to get your Fleshlight and Fleshlube before Christmas, Lovehoney have provided shipping deadlines. Thankfully, there are a number of free options for those both in the United Kingdom, as well as all over the world – even in the USA, Canada, Australia and most of the EU.
You can get a complete run down of their final shipping days on Lovehoney’s Delivery Page. For those that are living in the UK – here are your dates:
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: Order by 19th December for FREE delivery
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: Order by 21st December, just £3.95 or FREE when you spend £50
- Royal Mail Special Delivery: Order by 23rd December, only £5.95
There are more than 15 Fleshlights valid in this sale, from your very basic fake pussy, fake mouth, and fake asshole toys all the way through to their Stamina Training Units, Flight Instructor and Blade! Here are our favorites out of the collection.
|Flight by Fleshlight Male Masturbator
||Ice Lady Crystal Fleshlight
||Pink Mouth Wonder Wave Fleshlight
Sunday, December 8th, 2013 at
Looking for a budget alternative to your standard hand masturbator? Fleshylight Cyber is new the realistic masturbator toy line on the market that takes all the qualities of your favorite masturbator and brings them down to an affordable price.
With a cost of less than $30, you’re getting so much more than a fake pussy, fake ass or fake mouth fuck toy. With each Fleshylight Cyber set you’ll also be two DVDs that will help you bring your Flesh Fucking experience to the next level – but more about that in a bit. There are currently 21 different Fleshylight sets to choose from, with a great balance between fake pussy toys, ass hole toys, and toys shaped like mouths. The Fleshylight sex toy is stiff enough to handle a good hard fucking, but soft enough to resemble the real thing. It’s as easy to clean as your standard hand masturbator and can store away from prying eyes without any worry of discovery.
The best part of the Fleshlylight sets? They also come with two DVDs for you to jerk along to. Depending on the porn style you’re looking for, there’s a Fleshylight set that meets your needs. In the selection of fake pussy, fake ass and fake mouth masturbators come porn movies in the Asian, Milf, Lesbian, Latina and College Co-Eds genres, as well as your standard porn movie.
You can get the Fleshylight sets at the Flesh Fucking Shop for less than their retail price. But – you can save even more when you use the coupon code FLESHFUCKERS during checkout. This will save you an additional 15% off your purchase, no matter what you are picking up at Shop.FleshFucking.com. We think this would be a great stocking stuffer for that guy who spends a lot of time away from home. If that’s the case, order soon to be sure it’ll arrive before Santa does!
Saturday, October 12th, 2013 at
Spread the firm pinkish lips, and slide your erect shaft in. The welcoming feeling takes over your member, and you now experience the slight lumps on the lining. The suction travels deep – all the way all the way down to your base. You browse all the way down, and you can easily see yourself within it. While you push inside and outside, the gratification takes over you, and you are ready to cum. Immediately after a few more thrusts, you’re about to reach your climax. God, that really feels so awesome, and cleaning is very nearly non-existent. The moment you are finished, you put that wonderful mouth away for the next encounter, anytime you decide you would like more.
Seems like the greatest oral sex, right? No one to pick up, very little foreplay, awesome method, and not even a drop to clean up – who has ever had it this simple? Well, you can find a way you can get it every day, and it’s the Head Honcho. Yeah, you have probably seen male masturbators previously – they often are designed like flashlights and run up to 3 figures to pick up. You cannot even think of paying out that sort of cash, especially in this economy.
These days, you really don’t need to. The Head Honcho is every little thing we’ve detailed and more. Using its extended pink or clear tubing with interior textures, you will find yourself excited by both the pressure and the texture. In fact the well endowed gentlemen will delight in the half a foot of depth. The opening in the lips should fit directly around your cock, and pull down the entire way to the base. The material heats up to your body temperature, mirroring that of a warm mouth. As soon as you’re done, it truly is as simple as flowing warm soapy water down the tube, or turning it inside out for a more detailed washing.
Men all over the world, from all parts of society and all sexual orientations are benefiting from this great solution to high priced masturbation toys. You shouldn’t fork out your hard earned funds on that flash light looking male masturbator when there exists a terrific option available to you. Close your eyes and get dreaming, because the Head Honcho takes you to another place!
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Travel Head Honcho Kit
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Tuesday, October 1st, 2013 at
If you like the idea of popping the cherry of an anime virgin, we’ve got a male masturbator that’s made for you. Serika’s Tight Pussy is so virgin that she can’t even handle the big guys! If you’re looking for a fake pussy that’s tight on the cock but light on the wallet, keep reading.
The Serika’s Tight Pussy is so tight that it’s only recommended for guys who are of average size or smaller. If you’re a lucky well endowed man, you may still enjoy this virgin fake pussy, but you may struggle to get it on correctly. This fake anime pussy measures 4 inches long and 2 inches wide and is made from TPR – Cal Exotic’s own brand of flesh like material. This toy should only be used with a water based lubricant as silicone lubes can break down the TPR.
One of the more unique qualities of this masturbator is that it is closed ended. While it may make clean up slightly more difficult, the exchange is a suction that will enhance the feeling of fucking this fake anime pussy. Her inner tubing is textured for an unequaled experience.
Cleaning up the Serika’s Tight Pussy takes a few more steps than your typical open ended male masturbator. Open up her pussy hole and run it under warm water until the water runs out of the toy clear. Submerge your toy into a sink with warm soapy water, and use your finger to release any hidden remnants inside the chamber. Once that’s done, run your toy under running water again to get all of the soap out. Shake as much water out of your toy as possible, and pat try with a lint-free towel. You may want to poke a paper towel or two into the fake pussy to be sure all the water from the inner chamber has been removed.
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